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As 50 cent once said in a song "death gotta be easy coz life is hard". it comes to all of us so don't fear it, you cannot delay the inevvitable; IT IS ONLY THE BEGINING!!!!!
As cpt hook once said; "death is another adventure"
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Death is basically the lack of life. and too many ppl cry about it. And theres no such thing as heaven so death is basically sleeping without dreams. unless you do get dreams thatd be pimp
Death just visited this house cleearly because that guy is dead. serves him right. stole my cheezits.
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the time when the Great Cosmic Muffin flies down and smites you from the earth. It is a symptom commonly associated with doing things, including but not limited to:
- Stepping in front of oncoming traffic.
- Assuming signs labelled “hazardous”, “poisonous”, etc. are merely bluffs
- Running with scissors while flying a kite near a power plant
- Getting into a gunfight with the pope
- Not passing on internet chainmail
- Mooning the British Guard
- Successfully dividing by Zero
it is also the only accepted reason not to pay tax.
Chris - " OMG 12 DIVIDED BY ZERO IS *dies*"
Steph - "so not trying that, i hate death"
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What happens when you eat to much poison or junk food, fall really high, get hit by a car, train etc. get shot, beaten to death, get blown up, crash your car, plane, heli etc. or just die normally.
Grim Reaper: Ok, you gotta die now, you've lived too long.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.
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A state of existence that men tend to seek at their worst hours, and avoid during the rest of their years.
Deaths in 2003 (according to the World Health Report): 29.2% from cardiovascular diseases, 12.9% from Ischemic heart disease alone. 19.5% from parasitic diseases, lead by HIV 4.9%. Malignant neoplasms (growths and tumors) 12.5%, 2.2% from trachea, bronchus and lung. 6.7% from respiratory infections and 6.5% from respiratory diseases, chronic obtrusive pulmonary disease leading them with 4.8% of worldwide deaths. 6.2% from so called accidents, road and traffic injuries leading at 2.1%. 4.3% can be attributes to prenatal conditions, 3.4% to digestive diseases, chronic liver disease and cirrhosis of the liver combine to include 1.4% of worldwide deaths. Neuropsychiatric disorders such as Alzheimer’s take 1.9%, diabetes mellitus claims another 1.7% and Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis another 1.2%. Intentional injuries make 2.9% with suicide leading at 1.5% followed by homicide at 1.0% The remaining 3.7% died of various causes ranging from drowning to being mauled by a bear/bears.
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A game me and my friends play with a joint or blunt. Best played with 3 to 8 people. You light said joint then take 2 draws(or more)and pass it, you are unable to exhale until its passed back to you. Coughing, sneezing or any other forms of exhaling are NOT allowed if you exhale before you get the joint back your out.
me: man im fucked rite now
m8: you wanna play death?
me: why the fuck not get more peeps and meet me round the corner away from the bouncer
m8: FUCK THAT, do 5 draw death between us
me: now your talking
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A preferable alternative to communism.
Teacher: Did you bring snacks for everyone?
Me: Death is a preferable alternative to communism.
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