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The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.
Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.
When someone wins a slap bet but has yet to deliver the slap. This may be due to a desire to strategically time the slap or, more commonly, the lack of fortitude to strike a fellow human being.
"Dude, I heard you lost a slap bet to Tracie last week! That must have hurt!"
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
A company that scams people who are in debt.
Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.
Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
This is the month where you have to destroy your debt. First you visit your favorite gambling site : On the 1st day you bet $1, on the 2nd day $2 and so on... On the 31st you have to bet $31.
You win destroy debt december when you are debt-free on january 1.
John: joww dude you doing destroy debt december?
Dennis: Yeah of course I hope I can pay off my student loans!
John: Nice!
When you do not have a penis, you are in Dick Debt.
“Have you seen Emily”
“Yeah she’s in dick debt”