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a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. For some reason people have the habit for writing definitions for names.
Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).
really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.
Now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use?
Name definitions are never going to end. oh well.
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a bad definition stems from apathy and/or ignorance on the part of the poster.
a bad definition has no substance or taste. it is posted only because someone felt like exercising their peer-given right to post it.
can noone see that culture is continuing on a downward slope, resembling a barbaric pile of shit more and more every day?
someone help us all...
God, are you there? It's me, 1/6,000,000th of a shitty collective
_____with very rare exception, one can look up any word on this website, and not find what most nonidiots(a rare breed) would consider to be a "good definition"
_____tell everyone you know if you think you've found a good definition. your friends will be so excited that they may in fact have some trouble writing lousy definitions for everyone to absorb off the surface of their soul-devouring computer screens.
you and your fucking bad definitions...
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Live definition (LD) refers to seeing something in person instead of watching it on TV. It's a spin off of its standard and high definition TV counterparts. LD is usually considered superior to HDTV.
You watching the game in high definition this weekend?
No, I'll watch it in live definition.
She looks hot in HD.
She'd look even better in LD.
You did it! You found the second secret definition on this site! Good job!
If you’re day’s going poorly, don’t worry! You found this secret definition, you should be proud of yourself ^w^
Something which never happens on urbandictionary.com
A: "I just found a legit definition on urbandictionary.com"
B: "Stop Lying"
1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:
"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"
We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.
2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:
"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"
As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.
These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.
Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
Definitions for names, some more definitions for names, a pun, more names, more names, more names, "My dick," with the article describing it as extremely large names, names, names, names, a youtuber no one knows, probably written by himself, names names, oh look at this, a treasure trove of weird kinky fantasies that no one wants to know about, names, names, names, names... Oh there! Finally a real slang word, internet meme or cultural element!
Welcome, explorer of boredom! You have found the hidden definition!
Man 1: I got so bored yesterday that I found the hidden definition.
Man 2: woah dude
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