Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

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Derby, CT

you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place?

i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y.

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demolition derby

A bunch of hicks slamming into each other at a small county fair to show their honeys they're tough.
A bunch of poor white trash who can't sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
Family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts

Middle class man went to the fair with his family to show his kids a bunch of insane people at the demolition derby.

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kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

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Delaware derby

Yet another name for a mullet.

"I went to the Punkin Chunkin festival and saw a sweet Delaware derby!"

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Downtown Derby

A sexual act, and a certain form of bukkake. A white woman has a group of ten African-American men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. One man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to ejaculate. The next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with semen.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.

Dude, did you see that video on insert porn website name here?
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!

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Derby, CT

A wonderful town that is filled with love. We are very small so everyone knows everyone. We all take care of each other. We have one of the best XC and track teams in the USA. Great schools with wonderful administrators. Derby is the place to be.

Emma: Derby, CT won the national championship in XC.

Allie: I know they are great.

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