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ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 5, 2008


ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 5, 2008


Doming device

A vape where you can get a buzz by nicotine

Anybody got a doming device?

by shackfag April 2, 2019


cloaking device

a condom, see party hat

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.

by red rosie September 12, 2011


masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 25, 2018


\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect

In 2020 a bug was found where if you went to this directory on chrome/firefox/edge it would crash your system.

A: Hey, have you seen the \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect bug?
B: Let's wake up and say \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect to eachother.

by Emre_exe May 25, 2024


Dingbat Device

An object that the user thinks works, but really actually doesn't.

Did you see Nick had gotten one of those Q-link necklaces? He really thinks it helps his golf game.

Dude that's just a dingbat device. It's all in his head.

by Ohmanthatissotrue April 24, 2010