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A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
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Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark
Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice
DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)
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The best dog in existinst the nicest dog in existinst he will live a long time and go through a lot
Guy 1: I just got a Dexter dog
Guy 2: Your the luckiest person alive
One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.
Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman
Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.
Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
When you suffocate a person with a zip-tie and then wrap them naked in plastic to dismember them with a saw and throw their dismembered body in garbage bags in a lake because they committed a heinous crime.
John: hey did you hear that guy over there abused his wife and daughter!?
Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style