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adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.
Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka
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Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
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For the country hillbillys who like to stroke each others beards as they blow smoke out their stacks thinking they are coolest things on earth. You can see these rednecks at your local sonic fine dining establishment.
Look at how big my F250 diesel is, I wish my member was as impressive.
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The ultimate level of strength and swoleness, being ridiculously strong, godlike, athletic, large and unmatched. You make everyone around you look like puny little girly men.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that nigga Chris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
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Taken from Fast and Furious.
The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.
Player 1: Yes I'm coming first.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
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Monster energy drink, Jim Beam, Chocolate sauce.
Originated from the king of winning; Dom Mazzetti.
My boy Juice calls, we're going to drink Diesel Rockets.
It's going to be a tough night;
We're causing a ruckus; we're kicking doors, we're banging our walls, we're tearing down posters. These guys are out to party and everyone at USC knows it. Always Winning.
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Verb: The act of picking a woman up by her booty and forcibly shoving her against the wall for the act of lovemaking. Usually preformed with the females legs wrapped around the vin diesel 'er for added support and utility. This practice was made famous from the first Fast and Furious movie.
First male: "Hey bro my girl came over last night and as she walked in i totally Vin Diesel'ed her without saying hi!"
Second male: "Awesome!"
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