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Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend
Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm
(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.
1) A male replacement.
2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.
1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!
2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.
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acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
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When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.
John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.
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A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters
She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse
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