Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.
When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing
When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.
A very rude word used to describe someone who has really bad farts. Should not be used in any school or work place, as you will be failed/ fired.
Ex..
Dude 1: *farts*
Dude 2: EWWWWWW what did you eat, you poopaloopa ding dong?!?!?!?!
Dude 3: SKSKSKSKSKSKSK tacobelll SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Dude 1: an i oop..?
Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother
“Your mother is a ding dong brain”
When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"
*line disconnects*