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Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...
She was a trained muff diver.
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One that eats out someone's ass.
"Ew, I can't believe Michael ate out that girl's ass," said John.
"Yeah, what a pudding diver," responded Danny.
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when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge
'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'
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One who constantly goes out to specifically look for and possibly have sexual relations with homosexual people.
Guy 1: "I'm going to the gay club in a few hours. Want to come?
Guy 2: "Your a fucking homo diver, did you know that?
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N: Also known as the "Michael Phelps", this sexual position is when from behind, a male inserts his genitals into a female's anal crevice, while at the same time, the male inserts all ten (or eight if thumbs do not reach) into and out of the females vaginal canal. This repeated motion mimics a diving-like action. Continue until climax is met.
1. "I paid some hooker to let me Michael Phelps her, she seemed confused at first, but enjoyed it."
2. "Me and my boyfriend tried something new called the "Unholy Diver", it was one of the most uncomfortable orgasms I had ever had."
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an individual who cleans shit-packed sewage grids while dressed like Lloyd Bridges in "Sea Hunt"
This shit is piled so heavy, it's time to send in the muck diver.
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People who take part in the action of muff diving e.g lesbian whores.
Ur a fucking muff divers you fucking whore, now kiss me.
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