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What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.
Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.
Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.
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When someone is talking about you but they're lower than you so they can't talk about you.
"Nigga you suck at everything"
"You suck dick nigga shut yo bitch ass up, don't speak on me"
Often stated towards one roleplayer who criticizes another about their lore. Granted, most roleplayers saying this are doing something wrong and know it.
Player 1: /e perks up her ears, meowing to the other neko beside her.
Player 2: (( Uhh, dude, there aren't catgirls in Warcraft... That's just retarded. ))
Player 1: (( Hey! Don't coth on me bro. ))
Player 2: (( Oh my god... I'm not even going to try to deal with this. If you want to play a stupid catgirl find a game with catgirls... Or go back to Gaia. ))
Player 2 has ignored Player 1
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Positive response to what is interpreted to be a flirtatious gesture.
Bret Michaels says, "Go easy on the tequila, Tiffany! I may have to physically restrain you pretty soon!"
Tiffany replies, "Don't threaten ME with a good time!"
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1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around
"don't jack with me!"
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Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.
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To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.
The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.
To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....
1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.
2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.
3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.
4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.
And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.
Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.
Student #2: Oh man...
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