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a poser carpenter who has marital problems.
The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.
If a unicorn fucked a donkey with its penis and it’s horn creating its offspring the Uni-Donkey
I breed a Unicorn and a Donkey creating a new mystical beast the Uni-Donkey
The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."
Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".
Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.
Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".
An act of exhibitionism whereby a female, naked from at least the waist down and with her back to the intended audience, exposes herself by placing her hands on the floor and kicking both legs up, out, and wide, as if she were a donkey
Damn, this stripper's a pretty good dancer...I wonder if she'll treat us to an open donkey.
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My boss was not happy with my work and brought me in his office for a donkey bbq.
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Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.
"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"
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