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An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.
Combination of Doriden & Tylenol w/ Codeine #4. Produces a high akin to Heroin.
Back in the day we would get prescriptions for Doors and Fours.
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A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.
Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?
Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......
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The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.
John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?
Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.
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When a women's vagina hasn't had any sexual intercourse or pleasure for a while.
'I haven't had any sexual pleasure since Dave, it's starting to become a creaky door'
When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
It is an acting exercise at Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year.
Person A:I had my before the door today.
Person B: So... how did you do?
Person A: Totally nailed it!