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Doot

The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.

See the way he’s standing? What a total Doot!

by Stirringupshit November 23, 2024


Doot

Butthole.

I stuck my finger in the dogs doot.

by King Dooty January 07, 2023


Doot

A cute little duck

"We're just going down to the water to feed the doots."

by Broganm14 June 14, 2017


Doot

Another name for a cat

the doot is on his doot condo.
Go change the doot box.
The couch is full of doot hair.

by Logolight November 18, 2017


Doot

Internet-slang for the sound a trumpet - or more broadly, wind instruments in general- makes.
compare: honk

Man, this song has some tough doots

by God-of-Toasters May 13, 2019


Doot

A toot that turns into a dook.

I just accidentally dooted, its dripping down my leg.

by coochmuncher1234 January 01, 2023


Doot

Doot, another words for a persons ass

Also doot, money

These terms are from Northern Ireland as far as I know

“Fuck, she’s some doot on her”

“Much was it?” “like 50 doot er sum

by Wadyimacallit March 22, 2022