The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.
See the way he’s standing? What a total Doot!
the doot is on his doot condo.
Go change the doot box.
The couch is full of doot hair.
Internet-slang for the sound a trumpet - or more broadly, wind instruments in general- makes.
compare: honk
Man, this song has some tough doots
A toot that turns into a dook.
I just accidentally dooted, its dripping down my leg.
Doot, another words for a persons ass
Also doot, money
These terms are from Northern Ireland as far as I know
“Fuck, she’s some doot on her”
“Much was it?” “like 50 doot er sum”