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Two middle fingers given at once.
"Yu the b-tch over there? I don't like her. She shot double birds at me yesterday for no reason."
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when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.
hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)
martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)
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#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.
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Mathematically speaking, the obnoxious idea that it's OK for 56 to insult 82, but it's NOT OK for 82 to insult 56. Of course, 56 and 82 can be replaced with many different races, religions, etc.
#1:
A man sleeps with numerous women: Considered OK
A women sleeps with many men: Considered NOT OK
#2:
A woman physically hurts a man because she feels abused: ACCEPTED
A man physically hurts a woman because he feels abused: NOT ACCEPTED
#3:
A white person is successful: Assumed to be because of HARD WORK
A black person is successful: Assumed to be because of AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
#4:
A black person does poorly on a standardized test: Assumed to be because of BIAS in the test
A white person does poorly on a standardized test: Assumed to be because of LAZINESS, LACK OF EFFORT, etc.
#5:
A Christian is a very strong believer and mentions his love of God: Viewed as HEALTHY and PASSIONATE
An Atheist is very strong in his belief of no God: Viewed as CRAZY, CONFUSED, MISLEAD, etc.
#6
An Atheist views Christians as unaccepting as a group: Viewed as NORMAL and is ACCEPTED
A Christian views Atheists as unaccepting as a group: Viewed as being UNFAIR and DOGMATIC
...I could go on forever. Point is: DOWN WITH DOUBLE STANDARDS! People aren't that different, and double standards only enforce all kinds of discrimination! GRRRR...
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The act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater. You watch the first movie, take special notice of when the next movie will start, hang out in the restroom until the appropriate start time, and then mosey on over to the correct theater. It causes undue stress for only saving 10 bucks, but it can make an afternoon fly by.
So I was checking out a double feature the other day, but I was so nervous I hid out in the women's restroom! So much for not calling attention to myself
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The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at work, and there's no way I'm sitting on that fucking thing with only one layer of toilet paper.
Yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? I'm double nesting this bitch because big kev took another shit.
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an iconic , legendary , BEAUTIFUL cult that cancerxcapricorn . yeat said it the best “ HOW U WANT THAT DOUBLE C BUT NO CHANEL ??? “
“ are you even apart of that double c cult ?
a loser : nope
“ such a nobody “
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