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bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

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dime a dozen

cheap, notworth much, easy to come by, not highly valued

you could buy a dozen for a dime.

by BabySlice October 24, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Dirty Dozen

A group of friends who do everything together.
Eat, Drink, Bake, Sleep, Laser Tag, & Mobb, while breaking various laws in the process. Ordinary nights with the dirty dozen may include group sleepovers, midnight rendezvous, and hot boxing.

Fights and hookups can (and will) occur due to excessive contact with one another.
But no matter through good or bad, this kind of friendship is hard to come by, and is usually short-lasting. Nevertheless, the memories made in the short existance of the dirty dozen will always remain.

-"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
-"Doing something random then crashing at Niki's"
-"Oh..I assume with the dirty dozen like always..."

by RIPtheDirtyDozen September 15, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bankers Dozen

Less than you actually wanted; banks will typically rip you off and rob you of your money, hence the term.

Chad:"Dude i told them i needed five pizzas at my house by 6 o'clock, and they only gave me four, and they still charged me for five! There was no time to get another one, fuckin' rip offs!"

Flynn:"Sounds like they gave you a bankers dozen bro".

by Guru Pikta January 24, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bakers Dozen

A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever

"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"

by marth94 October 31, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Obama's Dozen

When you pay the price of 12 items and only receive 1, due to the economy going down the shitter.

"Man, I just bought what I thought was a dozen donuts, but it turned out to be just one."

"Bro, you just got an Obama's Dozen."

by bounce23 December 23, 2011

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