1st Round Draft Pick

Any top notch female worthy of being your main woman

"Sandra is ok, but her girl Tangela is a 1st Round Draft Pick"

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number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan

1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!

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Second Round Draft Pick

Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.

No no dude your a second round draft pick you have to wait till later

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I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

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Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

Booze-o-draft

-noun
1. An overdraft used solely for the purchase of alcohol (common amongst students)
2. When an overdraft facility is used to obtain money for purchasing alcohol (common in the lead up to pay day)

1. "This evening I will be making use of my generous Booze-o-draft"
2. "Think I'll need to use the Booze-o-draft today"

Drafting

The practice of riding on the accomplishments or privileges of another person.

I hate how Shaniqua insists things are easy when she is drafting behind the white parents that adopted her.