Duce n a half

When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".

Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!

Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.

Bro2: I love those!

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Chuckin the duces

What neanderthals do to one another in the "hood" to act cool. You actually look like a primate. Stop it. One more reason black people are uneducated.

I was driving through the bad part of town and saw a "man" chuckin the duces to his "homie."

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Double Duce Squared

A handgun chambered in the .22 W.M.R.F round. Same size 2x the stopping power. The round most commonly used for poaching, among other things.

The Duce Duce Didn't cut it, so I pulled out the Double Duce Squared and capped it's ass.

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double duce juice

you drop the first duce and then it comes around in a sneak attack and you have no way of knowing that it is coming and you shit your PANTS!!!!

At the party there was bean dip and that spelt trouble from the start but he ate it anyways and DOUBLE DUCED all over his leg!! So we had to leave!!

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VIVA IL DUCE

VIVA IL DUCE PORCODDIO

COMBATTENTIIIII. DI TERRAAAAA. DI MAREEEEE E DELL'ARIA.
VIVA IL DUCE VIVA IL DUCE VIVA IL DUCE

chuck my duces

throwing up the peace sign..sometimes when your feeling cocky about a situation

bitches wanna be me..i look at these hating hoes and i "chuck my duces"

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Duce N Blow

When you get a blow job while you are droping the kids off at the pool.

This crazy girl gave me a Duce N Blow, Blow job, droping kids off at the pool, stink job, french table cleaner, dirty garcia, Mogled, Mr toilet bowled, bean and pop, doing the down low, Coco and blow, Swirlly and go, spary and float.D

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