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When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect
(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)
"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"
In December it’s eat ass month
November’s over but it’s eat ass month now
Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass
Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS
A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!