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Eggplant

When you get an erection

I got an eggplant when I saw Wendy's logo

by Hollo0w September 10, 2021


Eggplant

A vegetable -get your mind out the gutter

My favourite vegetable is an eggplant, it’s really nice when you cook it with seasoning

by DidyuSeee March 26, 2019


eggplant

a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)

eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.

by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019


eggplant

a way of sexting

hey what are you doing (eggplant and water emoji)

by Headahh12345678xx October 23, 2019


Eggplant

A purple oblong fruit.

I'm enjoying a delicious eggplant!

by subscribe to me on youtube pls October 11, 2018


Eggplant

A dick.

Just like you.

Send nudes *eggplant emoji*

by the twix bar September 19, 2018


eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021