A vegetable -get your mind out the gutter
My favourite vegetable is an eggplant, it’s really nice when you cook it with seasoning
a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)
eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.
lemme guess. You're here cuz
1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system
2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"
but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.
person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.
person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them
person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.
Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.