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what some retards believe is real. the same people that believe in a liberal elite also believe in black helicopters, illuminati, the da vinci code, aliens, creationism and bigfoot.
Art Bell: tonight on coast to coast am, wel'll talk about the liberal elite. also, george washington, was he bigfoot reincarnated and did he plan for the american government to be a puppet for martians?
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The people at baseball games who take away the beachballs that people throw around.
The Elite 8 took away my beachball.
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Elite (conservative) is an association of popular high school students that drive American SUV's, live in expensive houses with sod lawns, surf but are not considered surfers, their family income exceeds $150,000, they use their parents money, they won't have a job during school but they will be doctors, lawyers, or brokers, they wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Fitch, Vans, Hollister, Dickies, they get drunk but never stoned, listen to rap music, think they are gansta when they are really not, they are involved in school clubs and organizations, they are smart and do very well in academics but speak ebonics when they are not in school, they usually play a sport, they are white, or should I say,... wanna be wiggers, and they tend to support Bush even though they know nothing about politics. Basically they are preppy, rich, white kids. Their cousin is the Elite (liberal).
Elite (conservative) convo.
Nick: After the water polo game wanna go to Jenna's party?
Ryan: Hell's yeah man. Everyone at that club is gonna get tipsy. You got a ride G'?
Nick: Yep, we're gonna be pimpin' in my Ford Explorer.
(Later at the party)
Jenna: Hey sexy Ryan! You look gangsta tonight! Did you bring your 50 cent CD?
Ryan: Fo' sho'.
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A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.
Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.
Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.
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when your playing a game, and someone says "I skeeted on your mom last night."
and thus you reply, "then if you did that, that makes me an elite skeet, aand you juss a loz3r."
"hey |lz|bonez, i skeeted ALL OVER your mom last night."
"hmm, well then that makes me an elite skeet, cause I know I dident get it from you!"
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The quarter-finals of any sporting tournament. This group won their round in the Sweet Sixteen, and are trying to get into the final four.
Well, we are one of seven teams to make the Elite Eight, thanks to our couragous captain.
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A fuccboi who cant be surpassed by any other fuccbois in his general location! Usually a male that is bad at talking to women, or has homo erotic tendencies.
Bill: Hey you see zetts yesterday?
Taylor: Yea, look at the way he dresses, with his pants sagging and hair all gelled up...
Bill: Exactly! and he thinks he is on fleek! lol!!!
Taylor: He is the "Fuccboi Elite"...but you Bill...your just a Fuccboi Cadet!