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eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time...
Maja gives the best fat elvis' in town!
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When a homeless person stabs you and makes love to the flesh wound.
Dude! Craig got slippin down that alleyway and caught a velvet elvis
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More of a penis than a pelvis. Elvis the pelvis is usually a reference to your penis while accompanied by hip motions likened to that of Elvis. Also can be used if you like to name your penis.
JhiroJhizo : Back in biology class in high school when on the topic of reproduction my teacher would always take time out to refer to Elvis the Pelvis, considering thats what most of the class was interested in anyhow.
Neptuneman674 : o.o
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The act of toying a woman’s vagina with a banana while eating peanut butter.
I was hungry, she was horney, we settled on the Fat Elvis.
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Elvis Runes are an obscure form of communication developed by those too hip for Lord of the Rings, but not cool enough to know how to interpret graffiti.
Luckily the intercepted communication was transcribed in Elvis Runes, so their secret remained safe.
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Dirty Elvis is when you are ass hammering a chick (or a guy I guess) who is not so clean down there. You pull it out flip em over and slap them on both sides of their face leaving "shit sideburns" while singing "Love me Tender".
Bro, Alicia is dirty as hell... I was pounding her pooper and she don't wipe good. Pissed me off so I just gave her a Dirty Elvis, and left.
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A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.
"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"
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