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She's crazy and funny and will refuse to be girly. They're usually really artistic and will make you laugh. They may not think they're pretty but they are. When you hang out with them you'll laugh REALLY hard and make new inside jokes.
"Did you see Emily
She's our awesome"
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If you don't know what beautiful means, take a look at her. She has super gorgeous brown eyes, and long beautiful brown/blond hair. She has a slender torso and curvy legs that guys like me go wild over and she has immoderate talent like no one else. She is way above amazing and you'll love meeting her. Her curves are super incredible, as is her face, hair, personality, and talent. She is BEYOND fantasy and totally ideal for sex.
Andrew: Ah, Emily. I don't really have the nerve to talk to her. How could anyone possibly be so hot, so flawless, so beautiful, so talented, so...
Bryan: That's exactly right! And there's NO WAY a noob like you could win her like me!
Dalton: Shut up you lanky bastard! She's fucking MINE!
Marshall: All you do is be vain and selfish, I at least think it should be ME!
Andrew: Why the hell do you even go in her mom's truck every day school ends, you FAT OAF?!!!
Owen: I'm a fatter oaf, and I deserve Emily! She's MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dan: No way!
Andrew : My kindness and cuteness can go much farther than your selfish, heartless jerk ways. Those curves and that hair are so mine! I've been writing songs and actually thinking about how hot and perfect she is!
Bryan: You're a short, stalkish, bastard!
Andrew: You're a tall, ropey, lanky bastard!
Dan: You're both bastards!
(Everyone fights)
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An Emily can fall in love easily more so then others. Emily’s tens to only do her best in stuff she loves. She can be sometimes annoying if you let her but if your her best friend she’ll probably just sit there on some type of Device.
Emily: Emily is my best friend you’ll never find someone like her
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Emily is the kind of person you would want to see everyday. She is artistic and can be very short minded at times. She is the type of person to say whatever she is thinking, but if someone is bothering her she feels too weak to say anything.
At times Emily can be so dead serious you get scared, but most of the time she can be quite clueless and silly. Emily is kind, funny, strong, caring, and amazing.
When hard times come, Emily will only break down. She will try to hide this from people she doesn’t feel close to, but will show it to those who love and support her. When she is mad she will ignore you completely so don’t get her mad.
If you have a Emily in your life, keep holding on to her she won’t try to leave you so don’t leave her. Emily is my sister, I love her so much when we are apart I think about what stupid thing she is going to say to me when we see each other again.
Me: Emily! I’m so happy to see you!!
Emily: what do you get when you shake a brown cow?
Me: Wut..?
Emily: Chocolate milk...
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Emily is a girl who is very athletic but she gets what she wants. Will always respect the teachers. They will never care what people say or think about them. They will be loyal to their friends and family. And they love sweets!
“Hey Emily do you want to hang out?”
“Emily is so determined!”
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There are two types of Emily: the first is the dirtiest, most disgusting person you have ever met. She doesn't wear deodorant and showers once every month. Very stinky. She is also a horse girl. The second is the prettiest, most popular person you will ever meet. She's so funny, kind and lovable. She treats everyone with respect and is a logical thinker.
Bethany: Emily J smells really bad, but Emily T is so kind!
Talisa: I know right!
used to describe a basic white girl who's a performative activist.
"Emily": "guys!! im illegal in 72 countries :p !! im so quirky ;(("
anyone else: pls be quiet emily. your privilege is astounding.