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A patchetic rapper who has no skills except rapping about beating and raping women.He would have NEVER got started if he wouldnt have fucked dr dre and got started off that.
He is stupid and his skills get worse and worse everytime he raps
xD honestly i HATE slim anus.
Eminem is the gayest rapper alive dude
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A decent rapper,that white people overrate the fuck out of.
Gets more credit than he deserves,simply because he's white.
While many much more talented lyricists go unappreciated,because their eyes aren't blue.
Eminem:Let's do the math, if I was black, I would've sold half, I
Ain't have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that.
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aka slim shady aka marshall mathers -> hottest man t walk the earth and one of the most talented rappers ever
eminem is drop dead gorgeouse
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Shock artist, half decent poet, yappy 15 year old school yard voice, based his entire career on taking the piss out of other people to the point where he collapsed in on himself and said 'I'm not sure where my career is going right now'. Could have burped and farted on every record from the start but not be seen as a joke cos he had the credibility of Dr. Dre backing him. Corporate sponsored (nike, slave labour) trailer trash.
Person 1: Eminem is the second biggest joke of all time after 50 cent
Person 2: Yeah but I can relate to him cos he's white and raps and I always wanted to rap but thought you had to be black. Also my parents split, my girlfriends a nutbar, I did E once and have a symmetrical, marketable, face.
Person 1: If you get shot 9 times you'll be as big as eminem and 50 cent combined, 20x platinum, rollin on 20's, bling bling, here you go, by another bouncing car!
Person 2: No, eminem isn't about bling or cars, he's about white t-shirts and multi billion dollar houses.
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1.stupid wigger who raps about smoking weed, cutting him self and the sort. then 3 days later he says he was kidding and that you should go to school and be a good boy
2.an ICP hater
3.some "rapper" that a lot of twelve year old girls like
4. Dr.dre's lover
Eminem fan:yo, yo ,yo yiggity yo son you like ICP what up wid dat dog!!!!!!
juggalo:WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR CROTCH?!?!
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The man you thought was black
Guy 1: I like black people songs too! I'm a huge Eminem fan.
Guy 2: Are you sure about that?
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The Sexiest Rapper alive.
Can rap better than any other bitch I have heard except maybe Tupac who was oh so sexy.
He says he speaks to suberban kids he looks like.
He spmetimes feels discriminated against because he is a white guy in a black industry. But I don't give a shit.
His lyrics can be sometimes sexist, and predjudice.
"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)"
Did you here the real Slim Shady by Eminem?
Yeah he hate fags and lesbos
Or just really love them...?
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