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Mental Enema

Treatment required when one's head is so full of appropriate expletive deleted like negative attitudes, superstition, hatred, intolerance, urban legends, vaguely reasoned or unsubstantiatable opinions, neuroses, paranoias, addictions, etc., that normal functioning in society is impossible. Only a thorough clean out can help the situation.

1. Lindsay Lohan was SOO TOGETHER back in the days of 'Parent Trap' and 'Freaky Friday.' Now, she's in need of a series of firehose mental enemas--how'd somebody so rich, talented, and gorgeous get so effed up in the first place?

2. A: I don't want to talk to that guy because he is so caught up in his own self-importance and petty problems. Conversation with him is always a negative, self-absorbed monolog by the Drama King.
B: Yea, he needs a mental enema before he can be a good friend to anyone.

by Biker_DonHo January 23, 2011

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golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

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The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 20, 2009

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hot piss enema

The act of urinating in someone's b-hole. Most times the recipient then blows the piss onto the other in an epic golden shower.

Man, my girlfriend is a freak. She made me give her a hot piss enema last night

by Dr. Dangler January 19, 2016


Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted

there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter

by scipeo August 29, 2013

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Illinois enema bandit

Subject of frank Zappa song and later a movie who tied up female victims , robbed them, and gave them an enema before leaving.

She wanted Michael to fuck her but he went Illinois enema bandit on her ,tied her up and reamed her out with hot soapy water causing projectile diarhea.

by NWA10000 January 19, 2015


death metal enema

1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.

"I listened to Septicflesh for the first time the other day and it gave me a death metal enema."

by Nnamsnam February 5, 2016