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equal opportunity fag drag

A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.

Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."

by Miso Guy October 30, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


ERW (Equal Rights Warrior)

An ERW is someone that respects rights for everyone. Cis people, Trans people, POC, white people, women, men, non-binary people etc. This term has been coined so that people that actually respect equal rights can seperate themselves away from SJWs, which the idea of them was great, they are now getting too extreme. Bringing up genders in debates that are not even about them, or bringing up races in debates that are not about them either. ERWs do not do this, instead we respect everyone and believe everyone is equal.

"So you're a social justice warrior?"

"Nope! I'm an ERW (Equal Rights Warrior). I do not really like associating with those people because of their bad reputation."

"Oh, okay!"

by boopboop132223 December 22, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

by Barbara J. Green April 27, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

by Hunter126 December 16, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

by gilliaanx August 4, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


3 times 8 equals 18

quick mafs, just like 2+2= 4-1 =3
A phrase which represents NICK FUNG as he calculated this answer

Hey there, 3 times 8 equals 18!
3 times 8 equals 18: HMU at LSC

by DNLM June 5, 2018


2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

by HAWK123 August 17, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž