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An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.
Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.
When you die on the toilet jacking one off but you die instead
He suffered an Erotic Aneurysm whilst sitting on the lavatory
A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"
Wrapping one self up like a mummy and having intercourse with the opposite or same sex.
Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.
Erotic art made of feminists is simply porn in monochrome, although feminists won't admit this embarrassing fact.
A sexual act where the girl goes in the bathroom, gets 2-5 sheets of tp, pulls her pants down, balls it up and shoves between her asscheeks. Then the girl comes out and the boy watches as the girl crawls and hops around the room on all fours, face down and ball of tp in her ass
Person 1: What did you do all day?
Person 2: did the erotic bunny with my gf.
After Sadly going unnamed for several millennia, "Erotic Refrain" refers to the pleasantly repeated utterances of the human female, often repetitive, at times spontaneously outburst, while she is entertaining personal pleasure. Perhaps, etiologically, the most delightfully harmonious sound that emanates from the human female voice.
Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.
Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.
Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Neighbor #1; Did you get any sleep last night.
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!