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Erotic art made of feminists is simply porn in monochrome, although feminists won't admit this embarrassing fact.
A sexual act where the girl goes in the bathroom, gets 2-5 sheets of tp, pulls her pants down, balls it up and shoves between her asscheeks. Then the girl comes out and the boy watches as the girl crawls and hops around the room on all fours, face down and ball of tp in her ass
Person 1: What did you do all day?
Person 2: did the erotic bunny with my gf.
After Sadly going unnamed for several millennia, "Erotic Refrain" refers to the pleasantly repeated utterances of the human female, often repetitive, at times spontaneously outburst, while she is entertaining personal pleasure. Perhaps, etiologically, the most delightfully harmonious sound that emanates from the human female voice.
Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.
Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.
Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Neighbor #1; Did you get any sleep last night.
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
Bob: hey is that your erotic fan ficton
Dave: yeah
Bob: nice, it's very sexy
The state of being emotionally aroused by brain rot content, concepts and notions
Imagine if NSFW fan fiction was more unhinged and whimsical, silly even
It's clown sex with sound effects
Equal parts sexy and stupid
If a meme makes you horny, that's eROTic
"I was scrolling brain rot tik tok and got a semi over Chad Squidward giving Spongebob the business, it was so eROTic!"
"When Katy Perry voiced Smurfette it awoke something ancient in me"
"Christ they're on that eROTic shiit again"
"I was getting railed by this one guy whilst Baby Shark played on his bluetooth speaker, it was giving eROTic!"
A word Zapp Brannigan says a lot
Zapp: That is a very Erotic smelling food
Erotic (adjective)
Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.
Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing
Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull
Man 1: Hey, did you see that movie last night?
Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.
Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—
Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!