I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

romantic evening

A quick finger blasting and a jab in the face.

My girlfriend asked if we could spend a romantic evening together at the weekend. So I slipped a few sleeping pills in her drink, gave her a quick finger blasting and a jab to the face to finish her off.

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eventful evening

a fun iconic cool way to say have a nice end of the day!

i wish you an eventful evening, good sir

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I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

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I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

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I can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.

I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..

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i'm not even cute

something that is supposed to let girls complement you. said by eddie greene. he once was serious, but now makes it into a joke

eddie:i'm not even cute
girl:yes you are

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