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this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.
Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"
A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*
a type of dog
loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"
Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.
(He also owns all the women including your mother)
BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)
Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"
"I really want a BMW" *cries*
The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
that guy is such an Ewan Hanley