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A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners
Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*
Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh
Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!
Boy4: *eaten*
this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.
Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"
A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
omg it's Ewan Mcgregor *faints*
a type of dog
loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.
Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.