exit ramp

a metaphor to describe when a person creates a diversion for a friend in order to trick the person so that his friend can get somewhere with a girl he's with. the exit describes getting to the end point and the ramp is the time the person is taking to create the diversion while the friend slips by with the girl.

bob pulls into the street with jen and greg. dave and a girl are in the other car trying to get into the house against the will of jen since dave is her son and she is against one night stands. greg then makes conversation with jen and bob to create the diversion while dave and the girl slip into the house undetected and do what they were destined to do. that is an exit ramp

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Ninja Exit

To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.

Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.

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exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

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banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

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burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

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French Exit

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife

John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.

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Exit Wound

What happens at the end of a very very very strong curry.

Upon exit of the curry from the digestive system, a particularly potent meal the night before will result in pain in the exit area.

I can't put it any nicer

Dude, that vindaloo last night was dodgy. This morning I had exit wounds

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