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some retarded, seven year old , beaner girl who can't tell up from down. she has an annoying voice that will make little kids cry. the songs are gay and they repeat the words over and over until you get a headache.
Guy 1: Hey, did u watch dora the explorer yesterday? i did.
Guy 2: No, im not allowed, my brain might get affected
Guy 1: (not listening) come on vamanos, everybody lets go......
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1. A Nickelodeon Kidshow.
2. A PlayboyTV Strippershow, 15 years from now.
1. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A BRIDGE, A FOREST, AND A SWAMP.
2. XxJamesRocketxxx: DORA THE EXPLORER IS SO SLOW. I MEAN IT TAKES HER 30 DAMN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH A ****, A ******, AND A ***.
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A little Mexican girl, who is getting closer to the American border every day.
Dora The Explorer: Can you see the American border? So can I. So close... *evil look*
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She is an illegal immigrant.
Reasons Why:
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
Dora the explorer is obviously and illegal immigrant! Just look around! The explanations are everywhere!!!
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The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.
Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."
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a pre school show that secretely teaches young spanish kids how to cross the border into the US
"Pedro watches Dora the Explorer so he and his family can cross into the US."
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A very poor example for children. She is weak, won't fight back, and doesn't even know where a fucking banana tree is when it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. She will use Spanish and English in both sentences.
Dora the Explorer is fucking stupid.
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