The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
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A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!
Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT
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getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor
that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense
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See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
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The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.
"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"
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A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.
The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.
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when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
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