Walking Fee

The Fee one man pays another for the service of picking up goods such as food, coffee, alcohol or drugs. This fee generally consists of the change left over from the purchase.

This is generally considered a "Rule of Man". Other rules include things like Never Asking for Directions and Urinal Etiquette.

Asdf gave Qwerty $3.00 to get a McSkillet burrito. The burrito cost $2.74, and when Asdf asked for his change, Qwerty refused to give it to him stating that the 26 cents goes to a "Walking Fee".

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Fee-Fi

Used when yous abouts to sneak up on sumone, whether o' not you utilize yo shank, is up to youself.

Yo, im bouts to Fee-fi dis bitch!

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Green Fees

Ash from marijuana blunts.

A butler of a rich man once asked, "may I collect your green fees sir?". The rich man then replied, "Why yes, you may collect the ash of my blunt."

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nommable fee

A nominal charged or debt payed with food and/or drink, esp. very good food or alcohol.

Nommable fees are often charged when the debtor is an amazing cook, or occasionally when they are unwilling or unable to pay their debts financially.

I didn't feel right charging Melanie for computer repair, and she's a damned good cook, so I charged her a nommable fee.

Bob won't pay up the cash I loaned him. He keeps asking if we can call it a nommable fee.

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fee-way

A term used to define the surface area of an extremely small penis.

The hooker asked, "what do you want me to do with this fee-way?", as she held the small prick between her index finger and thumb.

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school fees

Sticking your fingers right up your butt then putting those same fingers down your throat to induce vomiting.

I''ll be on in 5 minutes just paying my school fees

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asshole fee

An extra fee applied to those who take a very long time to enclose a payment.

An asshole fee has been added due that you have taken a long time to end our deal.

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