L + Ratio + You Fell Off

The goddest tier of arguments. If you decide to say this, you won. Unless you are almost and very close to losing, this is the best way to climb back up

Person 1: You are literally toxic, you keep saying ez and its completely usele-
Person 2: L + Ratio + You Fell Off

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just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

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ma dick fell off bitch

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".

Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch

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humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

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u fell 4 that 1

A phrase used in place of 'unlucky' if u want to sound hip like the pricemeister

Steve ' ive got music tech next'
Craig 'u fell 4 that 1'

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fell off the back of my mind

When you put a thought in the back of your mind and intent to get back to it later only to forget what is was. Happens when you have too much to worry about right now.

Stan: "Did you complete your assignment for Monday?"

ME: "Oh SHIT !!! I completely forgot, with all the preparations for Sharon's birthday this week. I guess it fell off the back of my mind !!!

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I fell down some stairs

When you and a friend think of the same thing and it makes you think of Fight Club. "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me...<tyler> I fell down some stairs. <jack> I feel down some stairs."

Oh man! I fell down some stairs! I was just thinking of that!

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