Random
Source Code
Random
He had a fuckin' great time at the sausage festival.
He liked the hot Italian one's best.
19👍 31👎
There are two main types of festival flu.
The first one is the Music festival flu. Which usually hits post event and is caused by the lapses in personal hygiene, diet and altered sleep patterns that can occur during a music festival. This type of festival flu is self inflicted.
The Second type is the Comedy festival and Fringe festival flu. This type caused by night after night of attending late night events in close approximation with many other people with similarly lapsed immune systems due to varying factors. While it is most common for this to be a post event flu, it can often crop up during the festival as it spreads. And it is important for people with festival flu to keep their distance from and refrain from shagging the festival performers as they cannot afford to lose their voices.
Comic: Hey there, care for a drink gorgeous?
Fringe dweller: I'm sorry I can't I have festival flu.
Comic: Oh... I better keep my distance. Some other time maybe.
6👍 7👎
festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.
festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah
victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church
festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha
victim: i'm calling the police
4👍 4👎
See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party
ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...
10👍 16👎
a term used to describe welcomed sexual advances among strangers at any large gathering, including concerts and festivals, and where time is of the essence.
also known as a quickie
i was so randy at Coachella last april and the line at the bathroom was so long, when we finally got inside the honey bucket, he quickly gave me a festival express reach around
3👍 3👎
A location. Where people go to get drunk, act like idiots, and eat drumsticks without being looked down apon.
Where people can dress up and be with friends.
Do you feel like acting like an idiot today? Lets go to Renaissance Festival!
10👍 18👎
A large field in leeds where all da stoners go 2 smoke their shit!
c'mon guys lets go 2 Leeds festival n smoke sum shit! damn!
21👍 46👎