If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
A really scary guy who wobbles a lot. Mocked by a few people but once you get to know him, he is not so bad. He can sometimes get work done late and can sense a lie from a mile away.
to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.
he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)
J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!
Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.
Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
super cute. can be a dick. super cute. really funny. phat assss. thinks hes funny but really he only is sometimes. big dick. super cute.
tyler finch is a god