Flap Dap

an object located either on a body or material object that has the ability to be very manipulative utilizing the index finger or tounge.

"damnit i just ran my car in a curb and now i have a Flap Dap on my tire."
Another example is your uvula (you know that boxing bag in the back of your throat)

King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

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dusty flaps

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

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turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

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meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

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piss flap

the dangling pink lips of the puss.

Damn girl, you got the biggest piss flaps , you can sit on someones head and they can use you piss flaps for ear muffs.

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shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

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