Flappy fish market

Its when a lady has flapping worn out lady bits, with a fishy smell.

Amber displayed her flappy fish market

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Flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.

According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she must be!

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Playing Flappy Bird

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.

"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "

Flappy vag energy

Them weird bitches who SWEAR theyre the shit

Mackenzie kept bragging about the fact she could take “my man”. Boy she must be a GODDESS .

She gives me flappy vag energy

flappy girls

Hookers (or strippers) that shake their feet and where booby tassels.

"Are you seriously going to go to vegas and let those flappy girls dance all over you?"

"OMG Look at that Flappy girl shaking her feet over by the fish tank!"

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flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

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flappy mud flaps

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind

Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

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