cock flock

When you see a loaner douchebag sitting all by himself in a booth until 2 of his boys come in and sit next to him on both sides, hence the skein (v-shaped formation)

You spot a man smoking a hookah suspiciously by himself. 20 minutes later he is joined by 2 equally dull chaps sitting symmetrically next to him. You announce to your group that the "cock flock" has recovered its leader and is now back in formation

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a flock of seagulls

A that started in the early 80s, that sang the hit song I ran so far away,A flock of seagulls has many more great songs though.

my favirote bands are a flock of seagulls,the clash and many other 80s bands.If you call a flock of seagulls a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!

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Flock of Seagulls

While in the act of lovemaking a man allows several of his friends to hide naked in his cupboards. Whilst said love making is going on, the friends raise themselves to a state of attention so they are on the same level as their generous friend. When he empties his mess inside his ladyfriend, the friends burst forth from the cupboards flapping their arms and screeching like seaguls, jizzing all over their friend and his lover. They then circle the room in this fashion until supplies are empty.

"Shit, did you hear about Matty? I heard him and his mates gave Louise the Flock of Seagulls for her birthday! I think they have split now....."

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Flocking the Tree

Sexual deviation, a'la Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, etc..

Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells

Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"

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flock of deerticks

1. Any number of ticks that have been pulled off of pets and stored in a rubbing alcohol bottle for several years. 2. The most amazing disco house group to ever have sex with your Mother.

1. "Oh, I see your flock of deerticks is growing! 2. "Word, that flock of deerticks totally did it with my Mom."

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a flock of seagulls

>> New_Wave, on Apr 24, 2005 wrote:
>> If you call a flock of seagulls
>> a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!

"Flock Of Seagulls: a one-hit-wonder."

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a flock of seagulls

Women who flock together to make fun of, to shit on others, or to talk shit about others. They often sit or gather where they have a good view of everyone walking by, and consider themselves better than others.

A flock of seagulls began wispering as the nerdy girl walked by.

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