Stanley Pines

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.

Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...

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Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.

Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"

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Dirty Stanley

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.

Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.

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The Full Stanley

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.

That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.

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south stanley

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics

Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live

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Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

Sticky Stanley

When a guy ejaculates and uses his cum to give someone a wet Willy

Ima give you a sticky Stanley.