A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.
Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"
When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.
Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.
Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics
Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live
A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.
That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.
A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.
I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.
Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.
The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.
When a guy ejaculates and uses his cum to give someone a wet Willy
Ima give you a sticky Stanley.