Male fail

The occurrence of being addressed or treated as a female when intending to present as male.
Most common for transfeminine or MtF people.

I had my first male fail at the grocery store today

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test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

Alpha Fail

A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.

Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.

Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"

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fail upwards

To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.

"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."

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failing up

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

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PALIN FAIL

A failure more epic than EPIC FAIL can indicate.

Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric was a PALIN FAIL.

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Fail

Fail- {Fāl} (v.) To not accomplish the goal of; To be unsuccesful in completion; Unable to do the requirement of. (n.) One who is unsuccessful in completion; One who is unable to do the requirements of or one who does not accomplish the goal of.

Synonyms: (v.) Unsuccessful (n.) Faux Pas, Irony
Antonyms: (v.) Succeed, Accomplish (n.) Success

Joe: "Hey, let me throw those darts."
Bob: "Okay."

Bob gave Joe the darts.

Joe threw the darts, but missed his intended target.
Joe: "Oh no, I failed."
Bob: "No offense, but that makes you a failure.

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