foreign swagger

When you're from a foreign country but you still got that swag in America.

"Yo, Ahammed you still got that foreign swagger in America?"
"Hell, yeah boi."

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foreign countries

when something is false

i got 50 bills in foreign countries

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foreign exchange

After finishing anal penetration, the hole is gaping open. Thus the male puts the female on her head upside down with her legs spread open and the male takes a #2 into her open hole thus completing the foreign exchange.

Hey baby, want to end it with a foreign exchange?

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Foreign Film Phobia

1) A term that can apply to anyone, particularly Americans, who are intimidated and/or resentful at the fact that other entertaining movies do in fact exist outside their country and are of a different language. This "resentment" is more of a type of 'refusal' to accept the fact that there is talent and originality by other movie industry's and directors outside of the country they live in.

2) Generally applies to Americans who are too lazy too watch a Foreign Film because it involves reading and/or they feel that any movie that is NOT in English could never possibly be worth their time nor live up to the greatness that they feel Hollywood is; therefore causing Hollywood to capitalize off Foreign films by remaking them into “American versions” for the “Typical” beer-drinking, loud, impatient, low attention-span, American.

Claude: “Wow, I saw this movie the other day where this woman is blackmailed and then imprisoned for like 13 years. But then she comes back for vengeance against the dude her set her up.”

David: “Oh really, that sounds interesting. I wanna see it. Who’s in it?”

Claude: “A great Korean actress, but you probably won’t know who she is.”

David: “Oh…wait, is the movie in English?”

Claude: “No, actually it’s a Korean movie. I remember you said you like all movies, especially good movies, so I’m pretty sure you’ll like this one.”

David: “Well, if it ain’t in English I ain’t watchin it! Anyway man, you’re a French dude; why would you watch a Korean movie?”

Claude: “Man, a good movie IS STILL a good movie no matter where it’s from.”

David: “Well….I’d rather enjoy what I’m watching, rather than reading it.”

Claude: “Aww man, you’ve got Foreign Film Phobia. That’s too bad. Well, never fear, Hollywood is making the watered down American version for your pampered ass.”

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Foreign exchange student

Most awesome person you will ever meet.
Exchange students willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home country, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit.
Usually, a foreign exchange student will have a funny accent and not speak your language very well. This is all the more reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking.
In conclusion, mad props to all exchange students out there

Damn, look at that hot new foreign exchange student! I can't understand a word they're saying, but they sure seem pretty freaking awesome.

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foreign language tool

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

University of Spoiled Foreigners

With over eighty countries represented in the student body, children of incomprehensible means from Latin America, Europe, and Southeast Asia attend this Jesuit institution, and pay tuition on par with Stanford or an Ivy League school. These students are frequently seen driving Lamborghinis, Aston Martins, Porsches, Lotuses, and BMW's, and carrying purses made by Prada, Jimmy Choo, and D&G. Instead of studying, they can often be found congregating in VIP sections of clubs such as Ruby Skye, running thousand-dollar-plus tabs on a regular basis. Spoiled is interchangeable with snotty or snobby, as in the University of Snotty/Snobby Foreigners.

Also known as the University of San Francisco.

I went by the University of Spoiled Foreigners today, and saw someone's Ferrari getting towed for parking in front of a fire hydrant. I left just as he started throwing a temper tantrum in front of the tow truck, but it was pretty funny watching him throw his iPhone in disgust. I guess Daddy is getting the bill for this.

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