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When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
The failed vase you made in ceramics
Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue
John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"
An emotionally distraught guy that is upset he wasnt circumcised, so now takes his frustrations out TOKEN full power lifts. Taking multiple attempts to break the 308 ATWR Deadlift with no success.
Hey Steve look at foreskin warrior he couldn't even break the atwr.
That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
Man I got that cucumber foreskin again
the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.
Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!