Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).

Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

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Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

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Great Leap Forward

Something Mao Zedong tried to do but failed horribly, so now no Chinese person wants to talk about it because it ruins their background (or maybe it's just cause Chinese people don't know what you mean)

American Citizen: Hey, remember when Mao Zedong tried to do the "Great Leap Forward" but failed horribly?

Chinese Guy: 我不知道您再说什么 (Translation: I don't know what you're talking about)

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cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

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Great Leap Forward

The most fucked up thing that has ever occured

I google the great leap forward more chinese people died than chinese people in the holocaust

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Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

keep moving forward

A male with the name such as jake would commonly use this term. It is a very wide spread term that has swept across the nation. A term used to help one look into the future for greater things to come.

Person a: my life sucks
Jake: keep moving forward buddy

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