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a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.
Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
World's greatest weatherman. Despite having autism, he does incredible research and has often predicted major weather events and natural disasters
"THIS IS FRANKIE MACDONALD, MY OWN TV STATION LIVE FROM SYDNEY, NOVA SCOTIA"
Frankie is the most mystical and enchanting animate being. Not only is he the founder of HBW and carrier of the majestic liquid, but he is also a lover to four wives. Frankie's hair smells like butterflies as it flows in the valiant wind. As the air brushes through his chocolate locks of honey, I Think I Wanna Marry You by Bruno Mars graces the ears which are around him. His eyes glisten in the sunlight as though a mother goose has just reunited with her young. His gluten-free breath smells as though heaven and Krispy Kreme baby angel donuts kissed. His luscious lips ravish my soul making me desire to run into the woods and dance around a fire as I chant his piercing name. As I gaze upon the greek godlike figure that is Frankie, these are the words that pour from the deepest depths of my heart, "To thee Frankie, I saw a daisy in the middle of the field yesterday. It was bright with many colors. It reminded us of you, Frankie. We stomped on it for hours and hours. We jumped on it until it was no more." And these are the words which are known to man, but yet there is more, "wE lIkE yOu FrAnKiE. We always will."
Brooke: Who is that man of mystery over there?
Momo: Who else.
Fazer and Haven in unison: He is none other than our Frankie Lagana
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When a guy gets led on by a massive thot and then she tells him she didn’t like him after 4 dates.
Did you hear about Big Tom and Colt? They are getting frankied so hard.
When your pissed off at a girl, you shit in your hand and slap the bitch in face while she is having sex with someone else
Next time i see that bitch i'm gonna give her a frankie doodle while she is with her boyfriend.
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Former program director of WNEW New York who got fired for going on the air drunk.
"we're going to stick our hand in the basket, pick out a winner, and we're gonna fuck the winner"
-Frankie Blue
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Frankie DeadDoll was the first model for Belial Photography, who's base is in France. very crude, and sarcastic. she's open about being a bitch, and likes to fight. famous in the underground scene, her first band, Tricky Fantasy, still has a huge fanbase.
Frankie DeadDoll.
absolute bitch.