Cunt in Front

The annoying person seated immediately in front of you on a long coach or aeroplane journey.

"Hey, the Cunt in Front just reclined his seat straight into my chicken chasseur!"

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Front Butt

Polish for the name "Punjab". (poon-jab)

This occurs when a person with a rather large gut seems to think that pulling his/her trousers up over the projecting gut improves their look. Thus giving them the appearance of having personal front and side air bags.

1. Check out the guy with the front butt out in left field.

2. PooooooooooooooooooonJaaaabbbb!!!!!

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front tuck

when a guy tucks in only the front of his shirt; a mullet for your shirt.

"hey look at that guy's front tuck."
"yea, he looks like a white trash douchebag."

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The Front Bottoms

Risque artists hired by the American Government to counter feelings of rebellion and anger amongst the younger groups of voters. Their compelling music utilizes the angst and feelings of self-worth to herd the youth of our nation into a Liberal Communist agenda.

This is my favorite The Front Bottoms song! Now I feel the need to give money to the homeless and travel.

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eminence front

The title of a song by The Who. It describes the hedonistic lifestyle of the 80's. Hedonism is the philosophy that pleasure is the most important pursuit of mankind.

"this song is about what happens when you take too much white powder. It's called 'Eminence Front'."

-Pete Townshend

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cunt front

look hard in front of your friends when in fact you are an insecure vulnerable wreck. just call everyone a cunt, whether you like them or not, to prove to the world that you don't care what people think (despite the fact that you actually measure your life around what other people think).

"that guy's so cool. i wish i could be him."
"but you just called him a cunt"
"yeah. that's just my cunt front. get over it you cunt."

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front butt

also called a pooch coochie

her poochcoochie made me vomit when i touched it

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