Rural Dictionary

Cluckin for a fuckin

Defined as a sex addict who has not received any for some time and shows the signs of withdrawal. Commonly seen as a person who will try sexual advances on several people at once, even if the person standing next to then just declined the advances.

A highly sexual person looking for next conquest in all the wrong places including:
1: Ex-Girlfriends.
2: Roommates or best friends other half.
3: Local slut.
4: Colleague during the Christmas party.
5: Ten to 2’s

Mike: Dude you have been out all night and you know you got the early shift.
Dan: Sorry mate I’ve been down the local bars searching for a midnight bike to ride.
Mike: Say no more, your just Cluckin for a fuckin.

Sue: We should not do this it’s not fair to Mike.
Dan: As long as we don’t tell him he won’t have to know.
Sue: your Cluckin for a fuckin and you ant getting it off me.
Dan: What’s your sister’s number and I’ll give her a call.

by tomlizard September 11, 2009

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Fuckin-Wendigo

As previously defined the Wendigo is a Native American spirit that is the epitome of greed, human desperation, and the harsh realities of winter.When life seems to go completely wrong all of the time, its not bad luck, karma, or any type of misfortune its the Fuckin- Wendigo. Since the Wendigo is a sign of impending doom and unbearable sorrow, when any negativity clouds your life its the Fuckin-Wendigo

While I was speaking to my Grandmother on the telephone in the middle of July, the wind began to whip me without mercy. Why is there a chilling wind in July? Its the Fuckin-Wendigo

by doc bfield April 26, 2009

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