geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

Ring of fur

Ring of fur is when your body hair is so long that everything connects. Your head/beard to your chest to your ball fro , to your gooch, then to your back and finally connecting to your head/ beard

Jaquan: " hey man, that guy reminds me of the avatar. He has a ring around his body but it's his hair. "
Felisha : " you're right Quan, it's called the Ring of fur

Fur burger

A female homosapians genitalia

I can't wait to eat more of your fur burger!

Fur Banger

Fur banger, someone who enjoys having sex with a werewolf.

I love werewolves, so my friends call me a fur banger

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Fur Bombing

The act of cunniligus (female oral sex) on an untrimmed forrest like vagina

Alina and Joy were feeling lonely one night so Alina offered some oral services. Little did she know that Joy hadn't shaved in over a month and therefore Alina would now be fur bombing.

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Fur Ditch

another name for a women's vagina

I'd like to dig in her fur ditch

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Phamhong Fur

When a female human has hair, clearly visible, on her upper lip.

Make sure to keep that phamhong fur away, you dont want to tickle his pickle.

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