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A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.
Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.
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Literally means to play tennis but is often misinterpreted as jacking off. Phrase commonly used by Tall Asian Kids that play alot of tennis.
"Hey dude you wanna chill tomorrow/"
"No, I'm gonna be at JRC swattin the fuzzy."
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Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.
Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.
Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.
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(proper noun) The only bear made famous for having an embarrasing condition called alopecia. He was later immortalized in song that led to his tragic death. He was found face down with traces of honey comb on his mouth and an empty bottle of propecia stuck to his sticky, honey covered paw while that fateful song had been set to "repeat" on his ipod.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair"
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A pussy that has never been shaved.
That crazy french chick had fuzzy panties.
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1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
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A lesbian. A woman who likes to rub her vagina against another woman's vagina.
"Don't waste your time with Angela. She's a fuzzy bumper"
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